Gil: Frasier! I am so sorry, I thought that last call was appalling.
Frasier: Thank you, Gil.
Gil: You poor man! How long you must have dreaded this dark, yet inevitable day. I so wish you could have been allowed to come out in a time and manner of your own choosing, instead of being wrenched from your closet, your voice cracking, your cheeks crimson with shame…
Frasier: Gil, I am not gay.
Gil: Oh, Frasier, you can’t play coy once you’ve been caught traipsing about Bad Billy’s in shorts that left little to the imagination.
Frasier: They were not my shorts! I simply borrowed them because my own had split when I bent over…
Gil: Oh, please! We don’t need to know everything. I just want to say that your KACL family will be here for you as you take your first brave steps on that yellow brick road to pride and self-acceptance and…
Frasier: Oh, shut up, you big queen!
Gil: I see Kitty has claws.
I have a friend who needs to be on the Fraiser side of this conversation. Methinks thou dost protest too much my friend.
