“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
That sort of weird moment when you’re sort of drunk and start talking about the sex you’re having…
He’s got the Midas touch but he touched it too much.
I will not be jealous. I will not be jealous. I will not be jealous.
One of Rivers’ finest moments was an April 23, 1967 appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show, where Rivers masterfully dissected the difference between being a single man and single woman in America. The clip below is almost 50 years old, but it’s just as hilarious — and true — today.
After 10.5 days off (including weekends and the holiday) it’s back to work tomorrow. No way I’m ready for this.
Currently playing a game called “Why the F*ck am I Still Awake”.
Strange Marine Creature
This strange creature was filmed underwater by drillers in the deep ocean. It is unknown what the creature is exactly, but theories about the mysterious animal range from a jellyfish to an unknown marine version of the Loch Ness monster to a whale placenta. It looks like an underwater dementor.
NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’
we’re finally together. and it’s much more sexual and inappropriate than we could have ever hoped. please help me out by reblogging this and as usual i’ll stalk some of your blogs to say thanks! :)
Oh God this is just too much. Well done. Very well done.